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By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
HARDEN THE **** UP
wow O___O you need a new boyfriend!
So grow a pair and tell your lousy boyfriend that watching television DURING SEX isn't a part of a healthy relationship. YDI for being pushover enough to let that happen. Why the hell would you ever agree to that?
where is thi FML??? You get to have sex with your boyfriend and look / sound awesome to your male friends cause you can hold your own in a convo about bball... I just dont see the FML...
See. You should thank your B/F. He has helped you have an intelligent conversation for once in your life. ;-)
There's something wrong with your sex life. Or just your boyfriend. Disconnect the TV some day and have him pay attention to you. If he can't, well, you've certainly got yourself a bigger problem then you might've thought.
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*
YDI for not putting your foot down and letting him do that. It's disrespectful!
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I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*