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#24 What is a sport then?
to anyone who says to get a new boyfriend because he watches tv or more specific ESPN, Please explain why you say this? I've been with my lady for three years and I do the same thing. We have never even as much as had an argument since we have been together...
I had a conversation about this with a friend of mine, I told him that he's very weird for insisting that. There couldn't be any relation, though. XD
Nothing wrong with that. Give him what he wants, and then you can ask for what you want.
extra rough sex while fighting over the remote next?
Yeah. I have to remind my boyfriend to please turn the TV off once things start getting steamy :P
uknowittoo
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isn't tv a little distracting? and since when do guys prefer watching the same scores over and over on repeat instead of getting laid?
rachelbrianna25
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oh girl that is wrong. you need to get a new man. ESPN while sex? wrong, wrong, wrong.
oh man look at all those sweaty baskeball players ooo dam allen nice shot i love your muscles ROFL wot a loser dump him and get a guy who at least whatches something not GAY while having sex :D
HAHH LOL oh shit thats some funny shit.
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I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*