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By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
my boyfriend wants to watch a bird that people put a camera above it's nest. it plays elevator music.
...This is telling me that you're paying more attention to ESPN than sex. One of you is doing something wrong.
Probably wants it on as a distraction to help him go longer. I mean(for a straight male) whats more distracting than watching a bunch of sweaty guys chase a ball and listen to boring old guys talk about the sweaty guys chasing the ball back and forth when you are trying to have sex with your girlfriend.
I hate to break it you but your boyfriend is in the closet!!!
idk why but I find this extraordinarily kinky...oh if your bf dumps you...-puts hand to ear- call me ;) I have ESPN....2!
And you seem to be a closet case. Newsflash more people watch sports than those who don't. Don't act smug and ruin it for others. Understanding goes both ways. She also needs to learn what he likes which is sports. not an FML
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I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?
Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*