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By S…… - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Spicy
Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML
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Top comments

I guess he likes big , bouncing balls too, huh?

Boyfriend: "WHO'S BETTER, LAKERS OR NUGGETS?!" Girlfriend: "NEITHER, IT'S BASKETBALL!!!" Boyfriend: "YYEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, OH I'VE TAUGHT YOU SO WELLLL!!!" *hump hump hump*

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puckmastakilla6 1

haha this is good shit. i see as a win win for both of you. he gets to have sex and you get to watch the best channel in the world

my boyfriend wants to watch a bird that people put a camera above it's nest. it plays elevator music.

...This is telling me that you're paying more attention to ESPN than sex. One of you is doing something wrong.

Probably wants it on as a distraction to help him go longer. I mean(for a straight male) whats more distracting than watching a bunch of sweaty guys chase a ball and listen to boring old guys talk about the sweaty guys chasing the ball back and forth when you are trying to have sex with your girlfriend.

I hate to break it you but your boyfriend is in the closet!!!

idk why but I find this extraordinarily kinky...oh if your bf dumps you...-puts hand to ear- call me ;) I have ESPN....2!

And you seem to be a closet case. Newsflash more people watch sports than those who don't. Don't act smug and ruin it for others. Understanding goes both ways. She also needs to learn what he likes which is sports. not an FML

greendaygirl999 5

She also must have sex a lot.