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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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You deserved it 4 029

By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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You deserved it 86

Twinklestar 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:13

Maybe he meant it in a positive way, like because he thought you were way out of his league and that there was no way you'd go for him.

Kickmehard 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 16:11

Just goes to show beggars can be choosers after all, guess you didn't get chosen. xD

Comments

iloveparis_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 2:28

You know what's worse than ugly people? Ugly people who think they're pretty... YDI for being ugly!

HighLife19 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:46

Harsh. And shallow. Hah, obviously you're pretty damn ugly too! That's what you deserve

neverStopLaughin 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 23:49

So it's ok for YOU to say what you want about people no matter how rude it is but, when someone says something about you it's terriable. Wow. Someones a shallow bitch.

DLT_17 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:06

jeez. all you guys are acting like bitches. he probably thought he deserved more or somthin. I'm sure if you were rated by this guy you would be rated much less. get over urselves.

breathemein 10

Thursday 19 November 2009 19:33

Him ugly? lol ur ugly .. with a ugly personality shallow hoee

HarperGirl 4

Monday 11 January 2010 16:35

yep thats what i thought

fmlrofl19 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 18:13

What goes around comes around ^_^

jpest17 5

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:14

people always say the ideal woman is unabtainable, but the contradict themselfsby creating an ideal man.

mockingjay_fml 0

Monday 30 August 2010 4:53

what a kawinkadink ! the same situation happened to my friend too

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 31 August 2010 1:26

People think you're shallow (which you kind of are), but still, you did give him a chance and I give you props for that. He was the more shallow one, so FYL.