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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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High on life

By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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maverick21703 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:15

Its a 5 year old. You can drive and stay up past 10. you win.

HaveYouMetTed_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:07

f**** him ! at least you baked ;)

Comments

seahorses4eva 4

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:22

Well that was incredibly rude of him. Maybe you should ask him how well his 5 year old could do your job, ignorant asshole.

iamchuck 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:26

Geez, that stuff comes in a box practically made already. How do you mess that up? did you put garlic in it or something?

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:31

What a jackass! I'm sorry, I can't believe he said that... :/

iamchuck 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:31

Not very hard. xp

Firebalone 13

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:40

What an asshole!

angrygood 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:40

Some of us DON'T use mixes.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:01

#28 I definitely don't use mixes! I went to baking school, so if I were to use a mix it would practically feel like a sin.

danii1996 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:47

lol ibet ur brownies wer better ... ur boss was probably just jeaolus  and yummy!!!

tiamcb 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:53

should've thrown one at him. maturity always works in unfair situations ;)

twinsrback 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:55

you should have made a few special brownies for him

BrotherTheo 31

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:02

On Behalf of your co-workers, Thank you for making the brownies, that was very kind of you :). As far as your boss is conserned, oh so many possibilities.... Oh she can? I look foward to her making them next time then.... Really? when's she working fulltime and doing all her adult responsibilities? Gee boss, how are her social skills? I hope she's not learning them from you.... Almost Too easy, sadly....