Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Spicy
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 124
You deserved it 20 828

Same thing different taste

Comments

Here is what I would do in this situation: "take that stupid point system away or we're getting a divorce" 2 possible outcomes: "okay hunny" in which case you don't get a divorce "no, the system stays" in which case you get rid of her. No one in a healthy, loving marriage should have to earn points to get a little action from a distant wife.

Two ways to handle this: "Good thing the neighbor only requires two points, and I just happen to have the fresh roll of toilet paper she needs. See you later honey!" Either that or, assuming you're the one with the paycheck, make your own chart of how much of your money she gets per sex act, and no sex means no money. Either way, ditch the bitch.

You gotta pull Ur weight too!!! She's not Ur slave

thats the problem. women treat men like children and wonder why they end up single and lonely. not every woman does, but a majority do. a man is a man treat him like a king and hell treat you like his queen. this isnt elementary school.

honeybeeki 14
magnetic_aura 26

Guess she wasn't feeling appreciated, but holding out on sex isn't a way to move forward... Instead, you should have a chart where you each do chores in order to earn oral sex from each other or something...

mewtwonow 24
dragoongirl90 34

What a bitch. You should leave her and find a real woman who really loves you.