Valentine's slay, Living together and Intimacy: Rewarding

Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2023 12:00

Today, my wife has implemented a point-based system for sex. The list she sent shows I can I earn, for example, 20 points for washing the dishes, 50 for vacuuming the house, but only 5 for walking the dog. I get some action for every 5,000 points I earn, which should take about 4 months if I really work at it. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By seeminglyunsexy - 14/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, my wife decided she didn't want to lose weight with me. We were trying to decide on a reward for each pound lost. I suggested sex as the reward. She felt it wasn't fair to punish her just because I lost weight. FML

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Caught in 4K

By ScrewU - 17/08/2022 19:59 - United States

Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 12:46 - Switzerland - Chur

Today, my wife is treating me like I'm the devil, all because I refused to go on medication that would kill my sex drive, just so she wouldn't have to deal with me actually wanting to make love more than once a year. FML

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Health kick

By Anonymous - 05/02/2022 00:01

Today, after my wife set a new rule to improve my health, one sex session for every three visits to the gym, which has greatly improved our sex life for two months, and I've never been fitter, but now she complains I'm not keeping her company on the couch anymore. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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By Uhg - 10/03/2019 02:00

Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML

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Waste of time

By I'mmessedup - 29/09/2021 22:59

Today, after weeks of every excuse not to, my wife wanted sex. It was amazing, and she had at least 3 orgasms. Instead of cuddling afterwards, she got up like someone kicked her and started bitching about all the things she could have been doing, as she got dressed and stormed out. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:39

Guess you should get to work then.

MelTheGreat 23

Saturday 7 December 2013 19:40

Sweep or weep.

Comments

oyevey45 12

Wednesday 11 December 2013 0:41

That sucks, but she is a genius. Get to work man.

firebird07 13

Wednesday 11 December 2013 20:25

Rationing intimacy, using sex as a weapon, sounds like a dysfunctional relationship to me.

amarzu 2

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:44

If my wife was to start making ridiculous rules like the stuff I read here, I'd be at a divorce attorney the next day. That is some childish, self-centered nonsense.

AyPapiChulo 9

Monday 16 December 2013 18:32

Sounds fun!

ErwinsWife 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:33

That is so stupid. You shouldn't have to have a chart to be intimate with your spouse. I would never do that to my husband...

rene22 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 20:54

You better do nothing. If she's not going to help you out, don't help her out either.

Ikaros 2

Thursday 19 December 2013 18:16

What the shitfuck? Why are you married then? Sex and intimacy are the most important things in a relationship, if that doesn't work, nothing will. I'm amazed that you put up with that.

spookycat32 6

Saturday 21 December 2013 5:25

You ******* slacker!

Stayin_Classy777 8

Sunday 22 December 2013 20:58

Get going before she opens a frequent flyer club

Trippchic 15

Monday 23 December 2013 9:16

It's either one of two things here, 1. She's a bitch who uses nookie as a way to get what she wants (which I as a female think is just wrong, and don't do it) .. if that's the case I can't really give advice. or 2. You do Nothing around the house and she had to resort to withholding the pussy to get you to do things.. in which case get to sweeping lol.