Rewarding

By feiedbutter - 07/12/2013 14:55 - Canada - Ottawa

Spicy
Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 121
You deserved it 20 825

Same thing different taste

Comments

oyevey45 12

That sucks, but she is a genius. Get to work man.

Rationing intimacy, using sex as a weapon, sounds like a dysfunctional relationship to me.

If my wife was to start making ridiculous rules like the stuff I read here, I'd be at a divorce attorney the next day. That is some childish, self-centered nonsense.

ErwinsWife 5

That is so stupid. You shouldn't have to have a chart to be intimate with your spouse. I would never do that to my husband...

rene22 18

You better do nothing. If she's not going to help you out, don't help her out either.

What the shitfuck? Why are you married then? Sex and intimacy are the most important things in a relationship, if that doesn't work, nothing will. I'm amazed that you put up with that.

spookycat32 6

Get going before she opens a frequent flyer club

It's either one of two things here, 1. She's a bitch who uses nookie as a way to get what she wants (which I as a female think is just wrong, and don't do it) .. if that's the case I can't really give advice. or 2. You do Nothing around the house and she had to resort to withholding the pussy to get you to do things.. in which case get to sweeping lol.