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Rhythm section

By sad drummer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Jolla

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML

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SerpentBoy 8

Friday 18 January 2013 3:40

I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

Quinn32 16

Friday 18 January 2013 3:40

You're such a helpful person.

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NamelessFace 22

Saturday 13 September 2014 18:21

**** that, go tell them to find some other poor "ugly" drummer. Who do they think they are, Queen?

imhope 23

Friday 24 July 2015 0:02

You're the duff

Olafur 29

Thursday 26 May 2016 2:59

I hope you left the band.

PtCaboose 21

Thursday 28 July 2016 17:08

Ringo Starr?

lucasjames22 8

Sunday 16 July 2017 19:41

What an asshole.

ass 11

Thursday 6 April 2023 21:47

Sleep with his girlfriend

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