Gross, Students and Health: Right between the toes

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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Today, I was walking down the hallway when I stepped in an ice cold pile of cat vomit. I was barefoot. FML

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By Michelle - 09/01/2010 16:11 - United States

Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML

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By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 11:33 - Germany

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 26/06/2019 14:03

Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

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By monkeywrench - 30/08/2015 11:29 - Sweden

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML

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Sunday 27 March 2011 23:48

that is beyond gross

Doortje 29

Monday 28 March 2011 0:34

Eww, that's gross! But at least you didn't ruin a good pair of shoes.

Comments

cldean24 4

Monday 28 March 2011 20:06

Do you not have trash bags or even a grocery bag in your dorm?

dasfro 2

Monday 28 March 2011 22:48

at least it wasnt shit.

ColdPenguin 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 1:50

thanks for sharing your experience

DrewBernadette 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 6:22

catkat1988 17

Tuesday 29 March 2011 11:27

Being a frequent migraine sufferer myself, I've been in a few shitty situations of this kind, too (migraine on an all-nature campsite in Sweden, migraine in a summer house with all my drunken high school class mates who didn't understand the issue and refused to believe I wasn't just drunk) but I think this one really does take the cake. Eewww! Maybe you should keep some plastic bags or a tight trash can in your room in case you need to throw up again and don't feel like leaving the room and go to a super nasty bathroom, or at the very least always have a pair of slippers ready.