Love: Right, Imma head out

Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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By shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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You deserved it 4 908

By dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 6 741

By Riskreh - 23/09/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

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By samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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You deserved it 3 834

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 10 558

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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You deserved it 5 516

By ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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plopyer10 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:39

You shoulve ****** the wind up

tigerbabe15 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:39

Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

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decidedlyvague 11

Saturday 10 September 2011 9:20

He was telling you to stop drop and roll. You know, in case you ever get caught on fire. He's just trying to look out for you.

VianaJ_Garcia 14

Saturday 10 September 2011 9:52

Who in their sane mind talks to a teddy bear?

swinglifeaway123 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 10:59

Poor bear... Pity to you, too. But the bear was simply a bystander.

skyiscool 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 12:23

I liked the descriptive verbs

gyrotech 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:02

Teddy had enough of your sh!t.

SpaceDementia_fml 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 14:36

I agree with the teddy bear

MrsBieber4Life 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:33

I think you mean Ground..Not Floor..

some_girl9 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:48

Umm, I think she meant the wind blew it onto the floor of her room...So "floor" is indeed correct...

some_girl9 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:46

*Reads "I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear," clicks YDI, moves onto next post*

ravenxcorvinus 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:17

lmao.. that's sad.. funny, but sad..

xZsweeneyZx 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 16:29

do You guys not get it? she is devastated by the breakup and the bear just did the equivalent of her killing herself

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