Right, Imma head out

By Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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tigerbabe15 0

Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

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leannecloveryau 11

That is so creepy. If I were you I would've screamed.

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jezombie 22

Hmm.. Sure it was a "gust of wind" that made Teddy fall. -.O I bet you were feeling so depressed that you pushed him! D:

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Snickahs 0

I once asked my teddy bear what I was going to do with my life. On cue I noticed he was wearing handc cuffs.

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Just because the bear jumped from the window doesnt mean you have to, Step away from that ledge my friend!

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madamoizelle101 0

I guess teddy wasnt much help?

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lobum 12

The universe wants you to kill yourself.

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bizarre_ftw 21

A fact that was not obvious I presume

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I know from experience that SUICIDE IS NOT THE ANSWER.

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gleeklove 2

Am I the only one that thought that the Teddy bear committed suicide?.?.

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