Cars and Work: Right in the cussy

Right in the cussy

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 10:07 - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 250

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By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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You deserved it 102 526

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 23 003

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 004

Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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You deserved it 70 348

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 523

Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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You deserved it 13 769

By Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 548

By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Cough up

By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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You deserved it 1 895

kaimt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

Ouch.

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:07

#2, I believe some ppl vote YDI for the sake of voting YDI... OP, sue them?

Comments

chapmmel 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:30

THAT SUCKS! But #10 is right ! ! You'll get everything back and be good :)

ammali 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:32

Oh man, that sucks... hope you get a good replacement car!

yourpathetic 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:47

Sue the bitch! tell the judge that car had alot of meaning and ask for more. It wont work, but it never hurts to try. Maybe the driver is a total bitch and u can get puntive damages :)

amirn86 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:03

Is that how you found out your car had gotten hit? I can imagine someone going and laughing at it before the horror of reality set in

Sam0 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:03

Your Manager is awesome!

fmlyels 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 21:58

ouch , and lol at #4 well you got it on tape anyway, always helpful in court.

BaldOuting 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:32

man that sucks.

MukyDaCookie 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:45

Oh man I could totally see that happening to me. I would walk in there and watch the tape like "Ahahah! Poor sucker.." and then not realise it's my car until the end of the day when I'm getting ready to leave.

niqua55 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:54

that really really sux... but i cant feel bad for you not to be rude or anything but i its not like i know what kind of person you are,,,,, and whoever smashed yur car probably did it on purpose