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Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 656

You deserved it 48 063

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2020 13:31 - India - Delhi

Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 676

You deserved it 1 086

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I dozed off during a lecture. When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me. It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up. I was asleep for three hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 075

You deserved it 34 227

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93 374

You deserved it 34 847

Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 335

You deserved it 35 152

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 674

You deserved it 29 302

By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 660

You deserved it 59 285

By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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You deserved it 6 484

By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 17:44 - Netherlands - Maastricht

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 019

You deserved it 2 415

By yogabbagabba - 03/09/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep during naptime. I'm the teacher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 202

You deserved it 38 761

easrc 5

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:35

In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

guacala 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:45

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

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latuka 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 12:14

hows the teacher a creeper #5?! just cuz he says wake up sleeping beauty, i mean she was the one sleeping! he's not a creeper he's just trying to be nice/funny. I had teacher who, whenever anyone fell asleep he would tell the class to go outside the classroom and the teacher would go outside too, so that when the person woke up to find the class empty they'd freak out cuz their all alone.. lolz. i had loads of teachers who would do shit like that #9 but nothing that damn painful!! lol

hsmiles 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:03

LOL, your teacher sounds nice.

JoWey58 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:03

way to go #20

GRPHC 0

Friday 20 March 2009 2:28

Your teacher is mad creepy. "Sleeping beauty". Lawl.

tincan 0

Friday 20 March 2009 3:04

Don't go to class if you were gonna sleep.

theoldGP 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:18

who the hell calls his student "sleeping beauty" i would try to stay awake to monitor this guy's actions...

cardcatalogue 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 0:30

I fell asleep in a painfully boring Finance class more than a few times. One day, I had leaned against my left hand, elbow on the table, and nodded off. As I slept, my head fell off my hand and slammed into the desk. I awoke suddenly, yelled, "****!" My professor summarily dismissed me from class.

PhinsGirl 0

Friday 28 August 2009 7:09

#39 and #9, that's hilarious! OP-listen to #50!

louyfi85 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:21

hahaha my history teacher did that to me once except he said "good morning sunshine!".

ChipsAhoy 1

Monday 23 March 2009 22:17

hahaha owned

xXPeachRoseXx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:09

Hahahahaha! #22 made me laugh, Just the wording. I fell asleep in one of my college theory classes. My professor noticed it and to the whole class said, "Your fellow student seems to be really interested in this class." and he stared at me. He then decided to come up to my desk and drop a huge theory textbook on my desk and yell, "Good morning!" I awoke in a frenzy. He later gave me a 'Carpe Diem' mug and said that seizing the Day is a wonderful thing, and that you only get to do it when your AWAKE. He also told me the mug could hold my coffee that might actually help keep me up during his class. The teacher does sound like a creeper. If your sleeping beauty and he woke you up, doesn't that make him the prince charming? Ahaahaha. Hey, be happy he didn't try and wake you, the "Sleeping Beauty" up with a kiss.