Rise and shine

By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML
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easrc 5

In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

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guacala 0

"Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

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cowsareamazing 0

so your teacher has the same voice as your boyfriend? I mean, even though he was whispering, you shouldve been able to tell the difference between your teacher's and your boyfriend's... right??

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sophie_2010 1

reminds me of a teacher i had in high school class was on the second floor of the building. if you fell asleep in his class he'd throw your stuff out the window and make you wait til the bell rang to get your stuff from outside. he was crazy but by far my favorite teacher he'd do head stands on his bald head btw he was like 50+ at the time

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Kaoruchan_fml 0

Ha, I feel lucky, I fell asleep in Spanish once, and the teacher only yelled my name

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clutz123 5

creepy teacher... had everyone else left?

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kaycee1996 5

When I feel asleep in class my teacher just kicked my chair to wake me up :/

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jschwandt 5

You're just that girl, you're stupid and should feel bad about yourself.

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