Risky comeback

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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Top comments

You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?

Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!

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Dgenerate 3

Oh, you SO deserved it, but this gave me a good ass laugh hahaha. Kudos

I feel your pain dude i got smacked so hard my glasses frame and lens' shattered

The fact that you said that "on impulse" shows you need a little respect slapped into you.

You sir have earned a spot in my favorites

You're either the bravest person I know or the stupidest..

I use that all the time!...I normally already have my hands up though

BadLuckDude12345 14

Well you kind of deserved that. Sexist.

I don't think it's the end of the world for parents to give kids a good smack when it's called for. Not beating the shit out of them mind you; just a good smack. It causes introspection, the idea of consequence, and personal reflection; things I've noticed this new generation to be lacking.

austx 3

OP, I would have slapped the sh!t out of you too, you disrespectful douché

FlamingoAlchemy 4

After she hit you, you should have said "U MAD BRO?" and trollfaced.