Risky comeback

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 416
You deserved it 127 600

Top comments

You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?

Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!

Comments

While I agree with OP, that was pretty scummy.

I would've done the same thing. Even though you were obviously not thinking, it was still rude and disrespectful.

High five to your Mother. You totally deserved that.

People say that you shouldnt talk to your mom like that... but your mom shouldnt be alowed to talk to YOU like that. just because she is your mother, doesnt mean she has the right to boss over you like that. FYL op !

ileenefudge 29

As a mother, she does indeed have the right to boss OP around. She has had more years of experience and wisdom, and her job as a parent is to help guide OP down a path that will lead to success but OP has to do the rest. OP deserved more than a slap, and is lucky that is all he got (assuming a guy because of the sexist comment).

One knuckle sandwich, just the way you like it, Dear.

Dr. Spock was a fucktard. He ruined the baby-boomer generation of parents and its progressively went downhill from there.

How did you NOT deserve that? I hope your face still hurts!

Never has this phrase ever been so truthful ...YDI! Shame on you.