Risky comeback

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML
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You must say it so often for it to become a reflex huh?

Yeah...I can't see how you didn't deserve that. YDI, indeed!

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You need some respect slapped into you.

How does that become an impulse? YDI Either you're a very sarcastic guy or a dick to moms.

DocPep 9

what kind of impulse is telling women to get in the kitchen when they ask if you should be doing something?

That's a rather rude thug to say and quite frankly you're lucky that's all she did. Mothers are the last people you want to piss off.