Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Risky move

Risky move

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 12:05

*facepalm* Why do people have to perform the run-around rather than just cutting to the chase? Seriously, it only causes more problems.

brettj69 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 11:56

damn that sucks FYL

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wildgirl1326 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 16:12

thts really ****** up!

ydnar 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 18:56

It would be funny if your boyfriend posted his own fml: Today I proposed to my girlfriend hoping she would say no so we could break up. She said yes. FML

This_is_funny 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:16

this reminds me of an episode of "New Adventures of Old Christine" Coincidence? possibly..

sampat_12 0

Monday 13 June 2011 7:30

sorry Hun

iluvjb4eva 0

Monday 13 June 2011 8:32

omgg!!!:( Thts horrible!! at least u ddnt marry him!:( I'm sry Thts awful! ef himm girl u Dnt deserve tht!!!:)

yayo55 0

Monday 13 June 2011 16:24

damn in sorry about that one

missmadii 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:52

Did it lead to your breakup now?

rj6 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:02

daddy's help with these kinda situations(:

ElCuCuy 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:32

that is just terrible!

Breebabeyy 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 21:47

dhats so mean

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