Proposal, Relatable, Awkward and Love: Risky move

Risky move

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fiancé, the love of my life, informed me that he proposed because he was sure I'd say no. He was hoping it would lead to our breakup. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Saturday 11 June 2011 12:05

*facepalm* Why do people have to perform the run-around rather than just cutting to the chase? Seriously, it only causes more problems.

brettj69 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 11:56

damn that sucks FYL

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fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 0:23

Why didn't he just break up with you? He's an asshole, I'm sorry OP.

Xkillz302 10

Saturday 4 June 2016 19:14

Give him what he wants, and go find a man that will appreciate you

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