Transportation, Cars, Accident and Anger issues: Road rage

Before encouraging the wrath of a driver, look at the car? New, he won't want to damage it! Old or already damaged, beware! Psychopath who doesn't care at all!

LaughinStock 16

Friday 23 December 2011 14:38

We all know it's a guy behind that pic OR IS IT...TUN TUN TUNNNNNN :D

lhamil64_fml 5

Friday 23 December 2011 14:54

If there were any witnesses or cameras, you could take them to court for attempted murder.

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