Road rage

By Hayley - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I sneezed with so much force while I was driving that I whacked my head on the steering wheel and honked the horn. FML
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Top comments

at least you didn't cause an accident? :) sorry about your head though!

Excuse me but you're at the wrong blog, this should be on 'made my day'!!! :D I'd be laughing my ass off it that ever happens to me!

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Seriously??? You move your head forward when you sneeze you going backwards is not a natural movement when you sneeze...but that is hilarious I could so picture this A Monday morning all the other drivers and you are at a red traffic light and everyone else is half asleep then all of a sudden they hear your horn from your head hitting the horn and get startled lol.

fake cause how do u hit ur head on the middle of the steering wheel or on the honk button/s?????

mrstomkaulitz 0

this made me lol so bad hahaha I love it! if that happened to me i'd laugh XD

Omg I always feel like I'm going to do that !

Omg I couldn't stop laughing. This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, especially as I visualized it haha

True story: once I sneezed so hard while I was jogging on a logging road (bad judgement, I know) I slid 20 feet down a rocky ravine and came back covered in blood. And to top it off, when people asked what happened I had to say, "I sneezed".