Concert and Health: Rock n roll

Rock n roll

By ~Mr.Void - 09/10/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML

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By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By bandfuckup - 13/03/2017 00:00

Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML

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By epicfail - 02/08/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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By lekijkerd - 17/11/2012 13:56 - Netherlands - Leusden

Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML

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RAWK N ROLL!!!

By stagedivefail - 19/08/2009 14:36 - Australia

Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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How could you?

By passedoutpolly - 01/08/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML

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By anonymous - 13/06/2012 16:58 - United States - Mundelein

Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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Rock n roll!

By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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brennboo 3

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:43

how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?

fatvader64 5

Saturday 9 October 2010 8:43

midnight at a beiber concert hahaha

Comments

ednasaysSTFU 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 22:42

GTFO....lmao wow i was Kicked in the face by a crowd surfer

ednasaysSTFU 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 22:47

What band was it anyways?

bibbypower 0

Friday 4 February 2011 17:15

looks like you can't handle a mosh pit.

MetalLetteRaver 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:17

I'm a metal head but ydi for trying to mosh at your first show.. watch how the shit goes down first. one word for DevilDriver pit though: DON'T.

Thrasher91 0

Monday 20 June 2011 8:11

and this is why kiddies shouldn't start pushpits.

Yes_Im_Beast 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 13:02

Oh No You Didn't Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Yo, yo, yo Oh no you didn’t! Sucka tried to play me But you never payed me, never Oh no you didn’t! Pay back is a coming You will be running forever Oh no you did! Till i get my vengence I will never end this mayhem Oh No you didn’t! I'm a mercenary You ain't gotta prayer you owe meeee Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Didn't you oh no You didn't pay me what you owe me So now its over for you! papapapapapapapapapapapapapa Yeah! papapapapapapapapapapapapapa Yoyo check it out! Oh no you didn’t! First you tried to trap me Then you bust a cap in my ass Oh No you didn’t! Such humiliation Will bring annihilation at last Oh no you did! It will be delicious When I get vicious tomorrow Oh no you didn’t! There’s no second chances You will do the dance of sorrow Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn't! Oh no you didn’t! Didnt you oh no You didnt pay me what you owe me So now it’s over for you! Papapapapapapapappapapa What a fool! Papapapapapapapapa alright come on! Oh no you didn’t Better watch your back boy! Keep running! This aint just a game Ill never stop coming I got my arsenal I put out the call And when I finish y'all Your be a rag doll Fool tried to diss me Now your gonna wish you were dead! Oh no you didn’t! After I deliver Your blood will be a river of red Oh no you did! Better beware When no one’s there to defend you! Oh no you didn’t! So many ways to kill Its gonna be a thrill to end youuuuu Oh no you didn’t Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Oh no you didn’t! Didnt you oh no You didnt pay me what you owe me So now it’s over for yoooooouu oooooo Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no you d(Explosion) these lyrics are submitted by F-M-L -MOD TEAM

TheFirstSamurai 18

Saturday 14 July 2012 15:35

Longest comment ever.

Constantlyfucked 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:34

Fag

mirandom24 10

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:53

if you had tickets for the front, why start the mosh pit in the back...?

Brujo666 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 4:13

What a pus.. Ball up and deal. First show I went to was gwar. Got me a concussion in the pit and this doucher kicked me in the face. So, I got up and elbowed his face in. Maybe you should be an emo..