Roommate, Awkward and Scary: Roid rage incoming

Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By drew - 07/09/2010 17:06 - United States

Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML

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Right place, wrong body

By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 14:00

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close it because I'd seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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Right place, wrong person

By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 05:01

Today, I came home and heard a noise in the bathroom. I figured it was my girlfriend, so I went over and as the door closed, I told her not to close the door as I've seen her beautiful body before. Turns out it was our roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 22:01

Today, my roommate's boyfriend professed his love to me. I kicked him out, and he stood outside the door calling my name until he saw my roommate coming down the hall. They both came in and he acted like nothing happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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By Adrian James - 09/07/2019 12:00

Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:28

If you can't outrun him, tell him your gay.

alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:40

Your roommate sounds like she is just looking for an excuse to start some drama.... or to see you physically hurt.

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ZUNiBiO 2

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:51

Get a roommate who doesn't have a bodybuildiing boyfriend.

itsbryn 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 8:10

or show him LBP and he'll turn out to be big softie. sackboy ftw

Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:58

If he's that terribly insecure, stroke his ego and you should be out of trouble. Do not stroke his penis, as others might subsequently suggest. Otherwise, start looking for a new apartment that's wheelchair accessible.

crzyck83 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 22:58

If his jealousy issues were all that bad, she wouldn't be your roommate.

perdix 29

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:00

Before you get pummeled to death, you ought to give her some anal so you can deny having sexual intercourse with her. You're going to die anyways, so why not go out with a bang?

bfflrhea 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:01

that sucks!!! hahhaha good luckk!:P

tabernacle_fml 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:01

hard to believe that anyone with jealousy issues would be dating a girl who lives with another guy, on the other hand, I live with 2 girls, kinda hard not to walk in on them cus they think its a good idea to change anywhere they want

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 23 December 2010 4:17

Haha one of my female roommates is like that, except that she prefers to wander around naked for a couple hours before getting re-dressed. I'm a big fan of it, but it does tend to cause issues with girlfriends.

Yog_Sahaw 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:02

It depends. Maybe she leaves her bedroom door open.

littlebirdy_55 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 23:07

thats gonna be big trouble for you when he comes around.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 0:33

That is a possibility. I'm pretty low on drama but TBH, I would've told my husband tge first time this happened to me. I tell him everything and I would want to know if it happened to him. But neither of us are very jealous by nature and we would probably joke about it. If nothing happened, there's nothing to worry about. However, unless she had her door closed and OP barged in, she may be a drama-seeker.