Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 951
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Same thing different taste

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YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.

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xThatRandomGirlx 0

Why the hell were you playing during class?!

hotmodel1234 0

I highly doubt it as I've gambled on Partypoker and Bodog when it was legal and they randomly move you to protect from cheating. People using multiple computers at one table. It takes work to get real cash credited to your account and it usually isn't credited immediately. I just find it odd you wouldn't notice people leaning up behind you when the cards on any online poker site ain't very big to know your hand takes crazy vision and half your cards are hidden by your body anyway. While it may seem genius I just think a lot of luck is involved to get an FML like that.

Its possible, depending on the type of game there could've been a rebuy option.

that's what you get for playing in a public place

Weren't there other people at the table to keep that guy in check? Wouldn't you win some hands even if he could see your cards?

ydi as soon as I read "i was in class playing online poker..."

The guy behind you is a genius. He will go far in life, and when he's wealthy and powerful maybe he'll give you a job in the mailroom of his company. Where you can sit around playing more online poker. To be fair, our economy will be better off in the long run if more people like him (i.e. smart and motivated) take money from people like you (i.e. not-so-smart).

bosshaug 0

I would shove my penis up his ass I mean shoe But for real I would wait til after class then hit him in the head with a shove then when he woke up I would hand him the shovel pull out my gun the I would tell him to dig a biggggg hole When he gets done shoot him in the head then use a completely different shovel to bury him But before all of that ask him his account info