Games, Gambling and Money: Rolled

Rolled

By shushingmoon - 18/09/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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You deserved it 53 670

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By goodbye sweet internet - 06/07/2013 18:23 - Greece - Athens

Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

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You deserved it 50 200

Bluffed

By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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You deserved it 36 312

Manly man

By MCForty - 27/02/2015 15:29 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I won a pool game against some guy. His friends started mocking him for getting his ass whooped by a pregnant girl who couldn't even lean over the table. He got mad, swung his pool stick at them, missed, and hit me right in the face. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 23:05 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 129

You deserved it 10 586

By shouldagone2work - 24/09/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, while on my first day off in 2 years, I decided to play online poker. I won over $3,000. While filling out my information to get the money the power went out. FML

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You deserved it 4 730

"Life is unfair…"

By Breadline single mom - 26/12/2020 19:56

Today, my deadbeat ex-husband who works at a country club was invited to play poker with some club members as they needed a last player. He’s rubbish at poker but got some lucky hands and ended up winning £112,000 from those rich guys. Life isn’t fair. FML

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You deserved it 1 377

By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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You deserved it 46 116

By Absent - 12/01/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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You deserved it 6 537

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 18:13 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML

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You deserved it 4 480

By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:54

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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You deserved it 13 062

DuhthatsObvious 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:08

genius.

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 18 September 2009 23:11

YDI for playing online poker in class. Bust out some playing cards and get a game of no limit hold 'em going with a $10 buy-in right there in class instead.

Comments

thesunshotme 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 4:22

YDI for not having eyes on the back of your head.

osnapp55 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 4:38

he is probably a teacher in disguse.*james bond theme plays*

akorpija 12

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:22

This happened to me once! Except buddy behind me won a dollar or two and i ended up taking 40 of his bucks, because i opened up another table and made him believe those were my cards... FTL bro. YDI for not noticing.

xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 5:57

That's why you sit in the back.

flgirlwguitar 2

Saturday 19 September 2009 6:14

Most sites I played on will allow you to report stuff like that. They can check IP addresses and wireless connections. Report him - you may not get your money back, but he will get banned.

funnygirl16 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 7:15

he is brilliant! my new role model

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 19 September 2009 7:49

Agreed! I'd have that guy's kids.

bugmenotmofo 34

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:35

YDI for playing poker in class! This is not only morally reprehensible, but also stupid since you DO know that people are sitting behind and besides you and you're stupid or addicted enough to play poker nevertheless. Besides, I hope you fail the class exam as well. This guy rules. Maybe you should pay better antention in class to get smart enough to not play in public...

cassie0383 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 9:37

you deserve for playing poker in class... oh not wait you you deserve it for writing about ONLINE poker as an FML WANKER

conan6 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 13:54

YDI for playing poker.

lahp 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 14:42

BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM! cheating douche bag! make him pay u every cent you lost to him... and extra... any body did tht to me id break there mofoing legs! FYL!