Love, Proposal and Weird: Rollercoaster

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 04:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend why my new package of condoms was open. When she failed to change the subject, she responded with, “This is why you’re a depressive crybaby who’ll die alone!” The fight ended with me proposing. FML

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You deserved it 3 182

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By knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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You deserved it 6 602

Broken

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 18:00

Today, I found myself in the unenviable position of buying tampons, chocolate, ice cream, and condoms for a woman I’m in love with, but am not dating. She asked me to get them since I was going to the shops anyway. I want to die. FML

I agree, your life sucks 390

You deserved it 1 407

By bad boyfriend - 26/03/2010 01:50 - Canada

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house. She had promised me we'd get it on so I couldn't wait. When I got there, I didn't get it on. Instead, I got a list of reasons why I make her depressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 509

You deserved it 25 315

By Catholicguy - 20/12/2009 08:14 - United States

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 311

You deserved it 4 553

By hopeless - 08/07/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why? Because she wants to use them with the guys she's been cheating on me with. FML

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You deserved it 4 287

By stillloveherthough - 26/02/2016 17:54 - Germany - Aachen

Today, my girlfriend had a complete breakdown. I was trying to calm her down and reassure her that she will accomplish all of her dreams. Her response: "Then why am I even with you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 030

Shy boy

By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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You deserved it 6 825

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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You deserved it 2 192

Get on with it!

By not sexy anymore - 28/07/2020 05:01

Today, my boyfriend asked why I’ve been so grumpy lately. When I told him it’s because our relationship has been severely lacking in intimacy, he sighed heavily and said, “Ugh, fine, let’s just get it over with!” Gee, thanks babe. FML

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You deserved it 326

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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You deserved it 13 648

dreams2383 18

Thursday 26 May 2022 4:30

why would you propose? to make yourself more miserable then you already are? break up with her. she is cheating

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 26 May 2022 5:37

So you proposed after you realised that not only is she cheating on you but is making you pay for the condoms to do it. You deserve every moment of pain she gives you if you're dumb enough to continue.

Comments

dreams2383 18

Thursday 26 May 2022 4:30

why would you propose? to make yourself more miserable then you already are? break up with her. she is cheating

poopface82 19

Thursday 26 May 2022 5:23

Still a better love story than Twilight. Yes, I’ll see myself out now. Worth it.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 26 May 2022 5:37

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 26 May 2022 6:05

You proved her wrong! You win!!

Nikki 17

Thursday 26 May 2022 15:43

She sounds incredibly manipulative and emotionally abusive, I hope you can find the strength to get away from her!

kitten79TX 5

Thursday 26 May 2022 16:32

This doesn't make any sense. You discovered she's cheating and you proposed instead of breaking up??? Call it all off and get away from this toxic person. If you don't, you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. And heads up, she's not going to stop cheating because you've just showed her you'll tolerate it.