Love and Awkward: Romance is dead

Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By cuteloser - 04/10/2014 13:57 - Australia

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

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The best laid plans…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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By ipopnlok - 29/06/2009 06:31 - Australia

Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By skrewedguy - 08/12/2011 03:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

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By cantwin - 02/10/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML

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You deserved it 95

By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By TheCrackerNinja - 26/11/2010 00:55 - United States

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend telling me to be romantic, I decided to make a romantic bath for us, complete with oil bath beads. After we get ready to take the bath, she puts her hand in the water and says she won't get it because 'it feels slimy'. I enjoyed a romantic bath alone. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 16:07

awwww, sorry dude.... nice gesture

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 7 September 2009 16:09

Tell her you will clean it up and tackle her. Problem solved.

Comments

fatesucks 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:20

sorry, but epic fail.

fatesucks 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:23

sorry dude.

ireply_w_lyrics 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:25

you do know that my comments are meant to be funny, and not at all serious (most of them, anywho), right?

womensrights 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:27

you try too hard

kingsolomon89 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:51

you should have done that stupid shit in your own room. if she wants dick, shes not gonna care about scented candles and bullshit. get smart.

Jincos 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:53

What ever happenned to 'I love you'. I'm happy with a ******* I love you from my girl, not a ******* festival. YDI for over reacting.

goopberry 0

Monday 7 September 2009 20:37

awww, that sounds cute :) I'd love it if my boyfriend did something like that for me, not worry about the mess...sorry OP :(

xx_novembercrush 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:04

I'm sorry! D: I'd love that if my boyfriend did that... cept he hates rose petals. haha. Your girlfriend is a BITCH.

ryansims 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:13

what a bitch I would of just left her there after that shit that sucks dude

anonymsspermdonr 0

Monday 7 September 2009 21:15

first off i wud dump tht bitch. if u went thru all tht work n thts the only appreciation u got shes not worth haven. alota girls complain b.c guys dnt do romantic things but stories like this make men not want to. she shud hav dropped her things rippd off her clothes and ****** u rite then and ther. if not at least an aww thts soo sweet wuda bn nice. time for revenge, jus tell her shes fat and pasty