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Show it anywayI think you're leading him on too"
lmao ****** red necks
just say no kids
haha well there's nothin like family lovin' totally kiddin. even tho that's gross, it's funny as hell. lol
if you can't keep it in your pants, keep it I. your family!! wooo lol
No go for it OP, nothing wrong can come from this, aside from another George Bush, or that kid from Harold and Kumar escape Guantanamo Bay. Other than that you have the green light to go ahead...lol
Who would have thought you could get hill billies in Canada
oh shit o_O
hey, nothing wrong with 12 toed babies, you just have to think up another errand for the last little piggy...
Incest. A game the whole family can play. You know what they say. Incest is best, put your cousin to the test!
LOL they live in Canada.. HOW can they be rednecks they are northeners.
West Virginia much?
this isn't a fml
@61 the most redneck people I know are Canadian. Have you ever been to the rural areas of Canada?
It's very clear that the OP is a *****!
cousins make dozens
@6 Rednecks in Canada?
Red necks? In Japan cousins marry often.
soooooooo... your point?
Hell yeah are there hicks in Canada! I know some myself. (Yes, a Texan redneck with hick friends all over the WORLD!) I just have to wonder, how do they cope with the more stringent gun control up there? Can't be a true hick without a good gun!
That it's not a big deal?
how is op leading him on?
how is someone from Manitoba a redneck?
something similar happened to me with my cousin Jake when we were about 7. *shudder*
I'm from Canada and seriously not even close to red neck, i mean some places maybe but hardly any, I don't know a single red neck... I always thought red Beja came from texas?
I just needed to say... *Me and my boyfriend*, not my boyfriend and I. That is all.
You're not even right, it's "my boyfriend and me"
#208, #213 you are both wrong, it's "my boyfriend and I" whenever it's you and someone else you always say "(insert name here) and I"
#214 No...it's not. That's a common misconception. Basically remove the other person. If the sentence makes sense with "I", then you use it. If it makes sense with "me", then you use it. My boyfriend and me is correct here. (posted a photo of me) "My boyfriend and I are going to the store" would be correct. (I am going to the store) You can look it up if you don't believe me. It'll take like two minutes.
wincest?
10 internets for you.
Incest is only a word guys. We need to get over words.
if you're first cousins, you i think you can get married but defenetly NOT have kids, as they might come out with and extra arm or other disgusting deformations. if you're second cousins, i think you're ok.
Only state that allows first cousins to marry is Utah, and that is only when both of them are over 65.... Good ol' Mormons, pushing the envelope!
It's okay in some states... To bad the OP is from Canada.
Incest related deformities continue until third cousins. So just to be safe...
You're an idiot and don't understand genetics. Having children with close relations means that if there are recessive genetic diseases, deformities, or any kind of abnormalities that are not common in the general population, you have a much higher chance of having a child with those problems than if you married someone in the general population. It does not, however, mean that a child of close relations will automatically be born diseased or with 3 arms, etc. In fact, children of close relations have and can come out perfectly normal. There is just a higher chance that they will not compared to having children with someone genetically different from you.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
lmao JERRY JERRY! Episode name: I FLIRT WITH MY COUSIN ONLINE!
incests the best. put your cousin to the test!!!! hahaha jk
are you guys blood-related? just because someone likes their cousin doesn't mean that they're blood...
I take it you like a non-blood related cousin?
Lmao Win^^^
How is it possible to have a non-blood related cousin? The only way I see it is if your blood-related aunt/uncle have a step son/daughter but then wouldn't they just be 'uncle's step son' for example? And not actually your cousin?
198 - I have cousins through marriage. My stepmom has nieces and nephews so they aren't blood. They are my "step cousins"
Nothing wrong with Kissin Cousins is there? (Beside the moral standpoint I mean!)
why fo I see a banjo?
They live in canada, not the south you ******* halfwit
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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
wincest?