Love and Injury: Romantic fool

Romantic fool

By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 00:36 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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Saturday 22 August 2009 23:32

It's a good thing your wrist didn't break, because that's all the action you're going to be getting for a LONG time.

CFR 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:29

Not really cute, no... so how pissed is she?

Comments

Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:40

ahahahahahaha, oh geeze.

Gia0896 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:45

slick move.. aha .

what_thefk 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:46

nice move, dumbass :)

legitmw 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:50

10 hahaha

pkrkid73 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:40

fail

happyllama12 5

Friday 23 November 2012 4:27

You know you can just reply directly to the comment, right?

natsumosam92 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:51

I PREDICT SEVERE RETALIATION ON HER PART

ohFawkYou 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:54

LOL :D sucks for you.

OMGitsKaleyxo 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:55

a for effort[:

EmeraldBauble 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 23:59

YDI, maybe you should go out with the girl who thinks jumping on computer desks is sexy.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:09

Mayeb you should go out with a guy who thinks you're sexy. ******.

zeal 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:07

Three letters - WTF!?!!? How did you think it would be cute?

Hydroblaze 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:20

You are going to be her little whipping boy for a long time now...

lostguy 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 0:48

yes he is lol ^_^

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