Love: Romantic

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Boot camp

By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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DEXter501 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:35

... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:06

a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.

Comments

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:49

This is some wonderful shit

ObtrusiveDave_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:00

little did he know huh.....

Crimsonhead 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:05

He... Wait. How did he not know? I think somebody needs some English lessons.

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:08

Little did he know, because he is so muscular he didn't notice the weight of his gf was not on his shoulder. Because he bench presses cows in his spare time.

Lolzords 11

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:24

OP's boyfriend doesn't push himself up when he does push ups, he pushes the world down. :P

Iissosmart 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 15:10

shes dating chuck norris?

lilgirly89102 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:08

worth a shot:)

timtamslam 19

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:13

ah well, at least he tried (:

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:32

Little did he know? I think he probably knew quite well that was what he had done, by the lack of girlfriend on his shoulder. Or do you mean he just walked into the bedroom without you in the belief that you must have lost a lot of weight?