Love: Romantic

Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Skittish

By Anonymous - 17/09/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by jumping into his arms. He panicked, stepped aside, and I crashed into the couch. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Boot camp

By oohrahgal - 14/02/2019 16:32 - United States - Clementon

Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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DEXter501 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:35

... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 14 December 2010 11:06

a real romantic man likes his girls semi conscious and disorientated.

Comments

easwhitey 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:35

Well at least he tried to be romantic

xxmollyxx 25

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:42

Cool, he must be really strong if he can actually throw you over his shoulder and down on the ground. I too would like a nice muscular boyfriend :)

TheCheyenneMorga 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:43

Pics or it didn't happen.

TheCheyenneMorga 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:45

On the bright side, you have a romantic boyfriend.

shanie123 10

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:53

fyl but that was funny to read

nistar_fml 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:56

yeah you are romantic

frear 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:07

LMAO ydi

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 10:36

Little did he know? So he didn't notice you weren't there anymore? He just walked into the bedroom thinking you were over his shoulder, while you lay on the floor?