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By aceshot97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street. As I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers, or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML
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Calyx_fml 21

I found $100 in Vegas. No strings attached.

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Comments

DocBastard 38

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia". But only slightly less well-known is this!

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cj7geojeep 0

You went from coke bottles to condoms? Where the hell is your office at??

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coltsrock37 15

Oldest trick in the book. Next thing you know they'll be dangling social security bonuses in front of the elderly.

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SxeDaze 13

Sorry op , if things look too good to be true , they probably are. :/

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boardforlife 0

Hahaha this is awesome

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Omg_its_Chloe 6

Umm... Did you not see the string? Lol I'm sorry but YDI.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

What if it was a fishing line or a thin thread?

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andrew87804 4

I found 300 dollars on the floor one time but i used it for my brother science camp so he can expirence it so it went to good use

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thiscrazything 1

So that's where my $300 went.

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wordbigbird 0

52- best use of cool story bro since sunny and Cher

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perdix 29

The tripping and falling is definitely worse. Millions of parents are tricked by teenagers everyday.

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wordbigbird 0

Yea I must say I was preeeety cagey a few years back, wouldn't change a thing, however I agree falling is the the classic embarrassment. If I see somebody fall I'll bust my seams...especially hot chicks

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KiddNYC1O 20

Smile! You're on candid camera! Hey, would you want to appear on Kicked in the Nuts?

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Heeeerroin 5

You didn't finish the story how you beat the ******* SHIT OUT OF THEM. Sorry... My imagination went wild there.

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