Money, Pranks and Health: Rookie

Rookie

By aceshot97 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street. As I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers, or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 728

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Top comments

LedZeppelin1109 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:43

In this Economy, everything fair game.

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 18:44

I found $100 in Vegas. No strings attached.

Comments

meray 1

Friday 9 December 2011 17:11

What a tight ass

pokeyj 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 16:07

Same thing happened to sept I was riding my bike and the kids had a snake in the road on a string.

jmcr 27

Thursday 6 September 2012 4:22

Haha classic

Tressa1982 18

Monday 22 July 2013 7:15

rotfl

Tressa1982 18

Monday 22 July 2013 7:16

I found $200 in a holiday parking lot all neaty folded

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Today, I was finishing a conversation with my husband. His phone rang, but he didn't take it. He said, "No, the guy said he was going to call me at 11:30 and it's 11:36. I'll call him in 3 minutes." It was then I realized that I have been the subject of this type of petty control for over 30 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 372

You deserved it 78

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 053

You deserved it 8 438

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Today, I was working on an art commission for some random kid's OC and I didn't notice that I made the nose look like a man's private parts. The mother was upset and spammed my mailbox. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 886

You deserved it 494

Today, I had to get a pre-exposure rabies vaccine for school. My boyfriend thinks I'll give him rabies and refuses to let me sleep in the same bed with him or initiate sex. I need two more shots over the next 3 weeks, which means sleeping on the couch for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 764

You deserved it 365

Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 201

You deserved it 15 185

Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 199

You deserved it 2 519

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 144

You deserved it 1 386

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 370

You deserved it 8 701