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By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

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By williebees - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntsville

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Westwood

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Top comments

Imagirll 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:09

show them your drivers license..

ckyorelse 18

Wednesday 1 June 2011 19:13

Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!

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simply_improper 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:48

the people that dont like cops are usually the ones commiting a crime.

rtyme11_fml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:55

its called proper identification Bro. give a shot sometime

anfmlforfml 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 23:55

so, is this your one free call?

anfmlforfml 0

Friday 3 June 2011 23:43

epic

PiXiEdUsT07 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:04

Must have been some warrants ur doppelgänger racked up. I hope the cops apologized to you.

TKrisha_fml 5

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:23

Dam, How old do you look?

tommyc17 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:26

can you say lawsuit ? I sure can ... get a good lawyer .....

mg4200 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:27

Was the warrant for going 88mph & setting the street on fire in 1979?

incrediblekarma 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:41

Time machine, eh?

zcookiex2 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:43

lawsuit :)

incrediblekarma 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 0:46

Also, @ 5: burden of proof is on the state.

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