Rough

By aarone23 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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Imagirll 3

show them your drivers license..

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ckyorelse 18

Hi! Billy Mays here with the all new Magic Age Reducer! born in 1979? Let's try 1992! With the all new Magic Age Reducer, you can get out of any warrant thrown your way!

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battenfelder2 0

well it's obvious. When you were just a sperm you must have pissed people off lol

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ronfeezy 0

I believe you now have a reasonable case in court against those police officers...

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suffokate6 0

take them to court for police brutality

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JJuliAA 0

so when u get hit by a car I'll tell them to drive the speed limit so u can fuking die alone on the street mother fuking ashole!

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kemando 22

the real question is... where you got your time machine, and who you stole the blueprints from.

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carmilla15 0

that ******* sucks dude.

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carmilla15 0

that ******* sucks dude.

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jebusandme 1

And the police misconduct law suit that followed bought you a new car, new house, life's worth of health insurance, and a new dog. What's the problem here?

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