Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Rules and regulations

Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML

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By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

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By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

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By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

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By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 05:56 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML

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By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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GemmaStyles 14

Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:21

What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

Pleonasm 35

Tuesday 21 May 2013 22:26

Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:45

I put this story in Google's Mom-to-English translator. It came out: Intimacy is not fine.

beachbum_101 16

Tuesday 21 May 2013 23:57

lmao, be abstinent

rebelmonster 3

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:20

My guess here is that you're like 16, right? Your mom, justly, doesn't want you to have sex under her roof. A car is also bad because, obviously, you can get caught. Sex shouldnt be something you are so desperate to do like this. Good luck growing up and learning what it's really about.

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:22

'Not under my roof' means your mother is NOT fine with you having sex. If she was, she would surely prefer you were in a safe place and not having to resort to doing it in the back of a car.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:59

Maybe she just doesn't want to have to listen?

thejimler 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:36

The lawn? His house? The local park? Cheap hotel? Fancy hotel? Bathroom at a restaurant? School? Changing Room at a clothes store? The beach? The dog's kennel? You'll have to make a list and get her to tick off on which ones are fine.

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 22 May 2013 6:54

"So, Mom, you said we couldn't have sex in your house, so I made this list..." *mom views list* *awkward silence* Mom: "Uh ... we need to talk."

oh_the_karma 12

Wednesday 22 May 2013 1:08

Well my next thought would have been at his house not in his car! So ydi for not having good common sense!

Pikawhore 21

Wednesday 22 May 2013 1:20

Not to sound snooty, but am I the only one creeped out that she's involving her mom this much with the details of her sex life?

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 22 May 2013 5:32

I'm guessing OP is a young teenager.

vencku 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 8:34

Not necessarily. My dad told me I couldn't have sex under his roof when my boyfriend wanted to visit during Christmas. I never told him we had. Parents aren't dumb. Incidentally, I'm 24. It's not about being a teenager in this case, but about my dad's religion (that no one else in our house shares).