Rules and regulations

By backseatbusted - 21/05/2013 16:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 869
You deserved it 13 019

Same thing different taste

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GemmaStyles 14

What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

Intimacy is fine, OP, just nowhere on this planet, is what she's trying to tell you. But go ahead and find that place where it's fine.

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Get your own place...if you can't your not old enough :P

Was the car really the only other place?

Intimacy is fine... just not with your mother around.

Simple solution do it in his house. Or your garage technically it's not in the house

OP, as the Beatles said, "Why don't you do it in the road?"!!!!! Maybe that, or the front yard, or in a tree, or in a box, or with a fox or with a goat or on a boat, or in a moat, maybe somewhere will be ok with your mom- but I think the real message here is that she doesn't want you getting intimate here, there, or anywhere!!! Give up or get her out of your life and do what gives you pleasure!! But remember, wherever you end up doing it, no glove, no love! Be safe, OP and don't get an STD- the fun isn't worth damaging your life!!

Never do it in the car; as you learned, that's the first place they check. Do you live out in the country? Have your boyfriend keep a thick blanket, a sheet and some bug repellant in his trunk. Cornfields are great, but when that's not an option, look for large fields with tall grass or thick woods (as long as there aren't any bears where you live). Bonus points if you can find a willow tree with branches that hang all the way to the ground like a curtain. Any sexcapades should, of course, be done at night, if at all. Alternatively, if your mom tells you "Sex is fine, just not outside" then there's always Mars or something. :P

IvyPalin 7

Would the backyard suffice? Maybe the roof? If she's so insistent on not letting you do anything where you can't be seen.

Therefore too young to have sex anyway.

tmsk2013 1