Kids, Awkward, Dating and Love: Rumbled

Rumbled

By apparentlyugly - 15/06/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 395

You deserved it 15 242

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 515

You deserved it 81

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 524

You deserved it 3 373

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 161

You deserved it 8 079

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 342

You deserved it 4 006

Jah Rule

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 435

You deserved it 8 257

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 818

You deserved it 5 637

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 210

You deserved it 4 989

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 154

You deserved it 7 791

By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 168

You deserved it 105 550

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 267

You deserved it 7 638

shanemomo 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:21

Well, if you were lying then good job by your sister. She saved that guy some time.

leagan66 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:22

Burn by a 7 year old! i hope you werent lying. she was just being bitchy.

Comments

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 8:07

First!

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 8:22

Lmao! Nice x)

dan148 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:05

U probrably look like ursula from the little mermaid ugly piece of garbage hahahahahaha

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:18

You shouldn't say you are a little chubby as most girls think they are fat when they are FINE and have just been staring at all the size 0 models. When we think chubby we are thinking a much bigger size than you just so you know.

bigmikelmao 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:26

#22 is right, and so is 133. People can be assholes, don't let them get to you!

The_Dame 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:40

"JESUS DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN WE LIE!" That is ******* priceless. FYL, man. =/

mudkip_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:43

YDI for letting your health go. FYL for being religious.

thelonelylurker 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 9:52

Maybe you shouldn't lie? If not for Jesus, do it so you don't get immediately left behind when he sees you.

n42nate 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:08

Not his fault you ugly

eliz3 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 10:29

All defenders of fat people are fat, fact. Also, #61 what are you on about fat is not self inflicted? Yes it sodding is, its called eating too much and moving too little. And yes I'm aware there are the odd circumstances where its not that persons fault but the vast majority of fatties just need to get off their lard arses and eat some celery. No sympathy.