Run away, fast

By jlong9071 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Charlotte

Today, I learned that when you're talking about your girlfriend's 6'4", 250 lb dad in a negative way, you should really make sure he isn't around first. FML
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devildog562 33

You sir, are dumber then dirt. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up.

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Trinidad727 9

That has pain written all over it!!

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thespiantess 18

And once again, another FML us non-Americans can't understand without some Googling for measurement converters... Embrace the metric system!

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Nymeria_fml 25

Even if you only use the metric system, if you can't understand that someone who's 6'4" and 250 lbs is big, then I think you have a problem. :/

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Artemishuntress 8

well that sounds like YDI op better.hope ur girls not a daddies girl or ur screwed (∩_∩)

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zeddiculus 22

I can't wait until my daughter's first boyfriend comes home. The what are your intentions with my daughter is gonna be a blast.

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xebi 4

You know that'd cause your daughter more upset and embarrassment than her dates? It'll lose her a few treasured relationships, make her sneak behind your back to stop her heart getting broken. Wish we'd teach our sons to respect women rather than take away our daughters' right to learn from mistakes

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zeddiculus 22

Well considering I'm a father of two daughter's the oldest being 3 I better have atleast a decade before I have to worry about the incident but I do agree. My father taught me to treat women with respect and I married my high school sweetheart so something went right. I only wish to teach my daughter's the same things I was taught. But c'mon, I'm 6'4 240 I gotta get some enjoyment out of being stuck in a house with 3 women.

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xebi 4

What's his physical size got to do with it? If he's going to physically attack him just for criticising him, I'd steer well clear to begin with. Maybe respect shouldn't depend on whether you could take someone in a fist fight.

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xebi 4

Me? Oh ya, totally douchey. You'd better believe it. Everyone who thinks it's childish and stupid to settle disagreements with violence is a douche.

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BigFun76 12

Instant Karma! "You got knocked da phuc out!"

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