Running gag

By TheJoker - 12/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was jogging in my neighborhood when I saw a kid's ball roll over to where I was jogging. I stopped, grabbed the ball for the kid and went to hand it to him. He then yelled, "Stranger danger!" and his parents came sprinting out. I had to explain the story to the police for 30 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 816
You deserved it 3 204

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, he's safe at least. What a brat. I blame the parents for giving him fear without intelligence.

immafiremylaser 0

That's what you get for being a considerate person.

Comments

UGADawg08 1

The real FML here is that you stuck around with the parents/calling the cops/etc. I woulda been like ok have fun wtih that and kept on jogging.

kbond7 0

****** kids and their parents these days eh?

mbergh22 0
comadank 0

#39 so what you are saying is let the ball go out in the street so the kid runs after it. If the kid got hit by a car you would have to live with that and god knows your probably a fat slob that wouldn't know what to do at the sight of blood.

**** the kid and his parents for not looking after the kid while he plays outside by himself. a real "danger stranger" would ******* rape his ass faster than he could yell "ohhh daddy"

shadow_duv 0

never help kids, it usually will mean your downfall, more often by the overprotective parents that never passed high school

Satoyuki 0

That's when you kick him in the face.