Running man

By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband ran in to get something, shouted that he “had to go, I’ll call you later, bye” then ran out. At no point did he notice the wrapped present, his favourite meal and beer, and me naked on the living room carpet waiting to celebrate his birthday. I still don’t know where he is. FML
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FluffythePink 22

🫂 There's nothing on this planet more oblivious than a bloke in a rush for the pub. Leave everything there, get into your PJ's and enjoy your evening. Just hope he's not having a run a mate to the hospital or something...

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GoogieWithers 22

I agree. Hope it's not an emergency.

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FluffythePink 22

🫂 There's nothing on this planet more oblivious than a bloke in a rush for the pub. Leave everything there, get into your PJ's and enjoy your evening. Just hope he's not having a run a mate to the hospital or something...

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GoogieWithers 22

I agree. Hope it's not an emergency.

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d j mom 8

drunk his beer and return his present. don't cook any dinners until he apologizes with flowers and dinner out

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Hangryko 31

Eat the meal (if you have no food sensitivities), drink the beer (if you don't drink, pour it out), and don't acknowledge his birthday. No "fun time," either. Give the present to charity. If it was an emergency, it would have taken him two seconds to say so. F your life.

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poopface82 19

My first thoughts were that he’s cheating or he’s a workaholic, but meeting his friends at a bar is more likely.

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