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Rush job

By ananomoose - 15/04/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I was struggling through an exam and the hot girl next to me seemed to be flying through the questions. So I cheated off her. When we finished I asked her to lunch. She said, "No, I just rushed through the exam so I can go fuck my boyfriend." I got shutdown and probably failed an exam. FML

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You deserved it 94 052

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By tatatest - 06/04/2012 03:02 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML

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By Speechless - 18/03/2015 08:37 - United States - San Luis Obispo

Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML

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By TomPom - 25/11/2008 06:54 - France

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

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You deserved it 37 589

By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 198

You deserved it 2 750

By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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You deserved it 72 412

By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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You deserved it 74 390

By Just an Exam - 14/12/2016 18:37 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 951

You deserved it 226

By its ok to cheat!? - 20/02/2013 21:52 - United States - Brisbane

Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML

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By heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntington

Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML

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You deserved it 6 223

jdb2009 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

You deserved that one. You should just study for the exam, get a passing grade, and meet someone better down the road. How do you know she won't turn into a crack ***** given her attitude about taking an exam??

cbrown89 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:40

well you probably would have failed either way :P

Comments

RNCftw 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:56

YDI for being a creep and a cheater. and not very good at either apparently.

Inspired22 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:02

Yuck, she told you she was going to go **** her boyfriend? Wow. Classy.

philopastry 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 12:53

DaYM she's horny.

kon_man 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:05

Yes #22, this lady oozes classiness. YDI for not studying, cheating, and ESPECIALLY cheating off of some hot bimbo.

alex_vik 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:07

Meh, that girl isn't worth it anyways.

ohdangsonkendra 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:28

i tell people well friends when im bout to **** my gf and im a chick, it doesn't mean there slutty or whatever BUT ANYWAY, ydi for cheating.

blouuu_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 13:43

YDI for cheating. AND you already were struggling, so you probably would've failed anyway, only now you can blame the person you cheated on instead of yourself for not studying. Lazy.

audiogasmic 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 14:52

HAHA, YDI. Super fail. I've learned through doing this myself and seeing other people do it that usually, about 80% of the people that get done quickly have no idea what's going on and are just filling in random answers. The people that actually take their time and answer the questions usually get the best grades. Let this be a lesson not to cheat :) Either study or accept your bad grade like a man.