Sabotage!

By WTF - 12/10/2012 23:00 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 940
You deserved it 1 686

Same thing different taste

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Dblocker 18

Are you sure she was only hungover?

Wait! You mean New Zealand has alcohol? And alcohol in New Zealand ***** you up like anywhere else? And it's just as addictive??? NO WAY!!!

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Good luck with that one! Sheesh! I'm no expert, but I'm going to say that she was having a psychotic episode in a Madea state of mind. After she passes out, go find her stash of whatever, and re hide it somewhere else. May be more amusing than you think.

OMGMAN84 0

And the mother of the year award goes to.....

Chel2010 10

Since I'm on mobile, it won't let me reply to a comment @46, a bacon sandwich is a good hangover cure as well. Not even kidding.

snk9045 3

You know that your not actually grounded right.

Hell, if she's hungover I'd have just shouted everything I said for the next two hours.

The_F3rris 11

Ah, parents who are alcoholics and traumatize their kids. Reminds me of being 5 years old again. Nostalgia.

I'm pretty sure the point was the mother's irrational actions. I doubt the op posted this because they got grounded.

Doubt she'll remember or care you were "grounded" for such an arbitrary reason once she sleeps it off (unless she's a career alcoholic and this happens a lot). When my mom used to do this I'd just ignore her and go about my business