Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 858
You deserved it 7 264

Same thing different taste

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On the bright side, it made for a creative username

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

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Great experiment bro! Maybe your next experiment will be on how going to bed a bit earlier effects the outcome. After that you could try testing caffeine. If all else fails you can ask your lecturer to be a little more interesting.

ABlindMan 17

It's not always that simple to just get to sleep earlier or wake up later. I had to wake up at 5:20 every morning for most of the year after getting to bed no earlier than 11:00. One can't always control everything. Also caffeine doesn't necessarily do the same for everyone, caffeine doesn't really wake me up so much as calm me down.

When ever i have to pee during long drives it makes me tired for some reason

Jeez... I wont lie, I probably would have thought that'd work too. But wouldn't put it to the test.

Try this method before you go to bed and report back!

conholio33 28

Maybe its time to figure out why you fall asleep in class? So sorry this happened to you OP

Tomorrow try stifling a good shit. Maybe that will work.

I can't imagine that ending well at all. Given OP's track record so far, we would likely end up in an even shittier situation.

Your body is supposed to wake you up to eliminate when it feels the urge past bedwetting age. That's not normal, go see a doc.

BeccaSedai 7

This actually suggests that you've got some sort of medical issue. I'd try to see a doctor ASAP, since I can't imagine that you want to suffer from this issue for longer than you have to.

Have you tried caffeine tablets? I use Pro Plus. With my hypothyroidism and having to take heavy pain medications for my severe nerve damage, I feel tired/sleepy often, even when I get decent sleep, so I can fully sympathise and empathise with you on the sleeping part, can't say I've ever peed myself in class though. Maybe caffeine tablets, like Pro Plus, or some strong caffeinated drink before classes? I'd also recommend seeing a general practitioner (doctor) to see if there is an underlying medical problem.