Poopoo peepee, Sleep, Awkward and Education: Safe bet

Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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You deserved it 48 061

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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You deserved it 4 113

By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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You deserved it 71 677

By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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You deserved it 20 664

By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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You deserved it 21 520

By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 8 428

jonny201 11

Monday 2 May 2016 23:03

On the bright side, it made for a creative username

princesskammm 20

Monday 2 May 2016 22:59

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

Comments

goodread2200 10

Monday 2 May 2016 23:48

Great experiment bro! Maybe your next experiment will be on how going to bed a bit earlier effects the outcome. After that you could try testing caffeine. If all else fails you can ask your lecturer to be a little more interesting.

ABlindMan 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 13:41

It's not always that simple to just get to sleep earlier or wake up later. I had to wake up at 5:20 every morning for most of the year after getting to bed no earlier than 11:00. One can't always control everything. Also caffeine doesn't necessarily do the same for everyone, caffeine doesn't really wake me up so much as calm me down.

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:01

Well that didn't go as planned.

captain_hero89 22

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:06

When ever i have to pee during long drives it makes me tired for some reason

kowsee 22

Tuesday 3 May 2016 0:25

Jeez... I wont lie, I probably would have thought that'd work too. But wouldn't put it to the test.

smallfeetbigtoes 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 1:17

Try this method before you go to bed and report back!

conholio33 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 1:27

Maybe its time to figure out why you fall asleep in class? So sorry this happened to you OP

captainsmegma 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 1:30

Tomorrow try stifling a good shit. Maybe that will work.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 3 May 2016 22:00

I can't imagine that ending well at all. Given OP's track record so far, we would likely end up in an even shittier situation.

Ayasha_fml 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:11

Your body is supposed to wake you up to eliminate when it feels the urge past bedwetting age. That's not normal, go see a doc.

BeccaSedai 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:17

This actually suggests that you've got some sort of medical issue. I'd try to see a doctor ASAP, since I can't imagine that you want to suffer from this issue for longer than you have to.

ZombieSazza 34

Tuesday 3 May 2016 3:32

Have you tried caffeine tablets? I use Pro Plus. With my hypothyroidism and having to take heavy pain medications for my severe nerve damage, I feel tired/sleepy often, even when I get decent sleep, so I can fully sympathise and empathise with you on the sleeping part, can't say I've ever peed myself in class though. Maybe caffeine tablets, like Pro Plus, or some strong caffeinated drink before classes? I'd also recommend seeing a general practitioner (doctor) to see if there is an underlying medical problem.