Poopoo peepee, Sleep, Awkward and Education: Safe bet

Safe bet

By Pee.H.D - 02/05/2016 17:24 - United States - Fontana

Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By quickfingers100 - 01/06/2011 16:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Dozing off

By Math_Rocker - 02/09/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter, followed by embarrassment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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By Erin - 15/01/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By BluesMan1990 - 16/09/2009 10:21 - United States

Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML

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By sleepwalker - 14/09/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML

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jonny201 11

Monday 2 May 2016 23:03

On the bright side, it made for a creative username

princesskammm 20

Monday 2 May 2016 22:59

There are definitely better ways to stay awake..

Comments

neuronerd 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:56

You may have narcolepsy...

redlizzybeth 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 20:18

Hey you must have really had to go! For those who are saying narcolepsy - narcolepsy has nothing to do with bladder control issues. It just makes you really tired - to varying degrees based on severity. Most people with narcolepsy are aware of it and use a variety of techniques as well as medicines.

sinisterace 12

Tuesday 3 May 2016 12:47

Sorry OP, but you deserved this one.

topher5110 7

Tuesday 3 May 2016 14:35

That's ok, since your in pre-school.

Jachin357 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:26

When nature calls, answer!

sousaphonist 14

Tuesday 3 May 2016 15:30

One word: caffeine. Soda, tea, coffee, something.

DiabolusIgnis 15

Tuesday 3 May 2016 16:41

How about you sleep during the night and actually participate in class? That's what keeps most of us awake.

Saraishi 24

Tuesday 3 May 2016 18:23

Try coffee

middlenamefrank 8

Thursday 5 May 2016 22:07

Here's a thought: Get more sleep. People think they fall asleep in class because they're bored, but if you're bored, you'll just get antsy. You fall asleep because you're tired.