Say it, don't spray it

By grossedout - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
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acneegg 7

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

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Michigan_Girl 0

Why did you have your mouth opened in the first place dummy!

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shelbylaineeee 0

ARE YOU RETARDED? why did i open my mouth to begin with? MAYBE if YOU had a job that required you to be super interactive with people, you'd know what im talking about. you're an idiot.

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TheNewGuy03 28

i'm not easily disgusted, but... *gag* |the kid|

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ckjacques53198 0

I would have puked on the spot. I don't know about an anxiety attack

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pattyrn 0

major gross out, prob not even thinking about grammar

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ScoobyDoo92 0

She deserves a swift flykick to the face.

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mega18 0

i would pull a pistol out of my sock and shoot myself if that happened to me

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emo_devon 11

dear god......and I thought to myself "ew fml" when I walked past a guy chatting to his friend in a VERY crowded hallway, and that chatting guy happened to have spat while chatting. That spit landed on my lips. but seriously, FYL OP

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mschrisaya 4

Omg. That is horrid!

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