Say it, don't spray it

By grossedout - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML
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acneegg 7

Sounds like something from Drag Me To Hell

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cyppy11 3

I would've like to seen that look on your face the instant the granny spit hit your mouth. Damn that sucks!!

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sum1two 0

I would have been throwing up till I fainted.

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Fuck_yo_mamma 0

Wowwwww !i FeEl b@d foR y0u s0n !'m tRYinG to HElp mi mOmmY sTop Do!n ThAt...

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_GODZILLA_ 0

Oh my God, I gagged reading that. Nasty! People are frigging gross! Did I ever tell you about the time I took a crap in Mechagodzilla's neck?

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shelbylaineeee 0

im the one who posted this! and the whole "i'm had a panic attack.".. number one. i didnt say it tasted "vile" i said "i could taste it on my tongue" THEN i said, "I'm a germaphobe, and i had a panic attack at work" i dont know what happened here hahahaha. i was reading it, and i was like I DIDNT SAY THAT. but she DIDNT realize what she did. she walked off. i would have probably punched her if i didnt go into shock hahahah.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

I find it a strange coincidence that you mention this was your story when a similar situation happened earlier today. I am in no way saying you're lying, it just seems rather coincidental.

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shelbylaineeee 0

im sure this has happened to plenty of people. i just know that this one is mine

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