Sex and Intimacy: Say yes

Say yes

By fuckingdonuts - 18/05/2015 02:54 - United States - Edmond

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

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By jessica - 02/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

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Hangry sex

By Krissy - 06/04/2012 02:11 - United States

Today, during sex, my boyfriend stopped and asked if he could eat a sandwich while we do it. FML

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Yummy

By lovely - 26/02/2014 18:53 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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By jcooh0lla - 24/07/2009 21:30 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML

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Turned on

By Anonymous - 31/03/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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Wandering

By kmyltd - 14/09/2016 06:18 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 12 019

Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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Ramanella 26

Monday 18 May 2015 23:01

It probably depends on the person, but I would have been totally up for that. Food is life.

xluciferx666 21

Monday 18 May 2015 23:03

I would have said **** yeah to doughnuts how can you deny the deliciousness of doughnuts

Comments

abbey1822 12

Monday 18 May 2015 23:06

He's a keeper

whinthy 18

Monday 18 May 2015 23:07

A man with priorities.

Daevas 18

Monday 18 May 2015 23:08

Did he also pre heat the oven for cookies?

weatherxveins 29

Tuesday 19 May 2015 3:19

Sounds like he didn't finish pre-heating it for a bun.

NickTheGreatest 0

Monday 18 May 2015 23:09

Donuts are good. How is that an fml?

Mobetta_2300 22

Monday 18 May 2015 23:10

The real question is, "who's paying"?

Attacksloth 33

Monday 18 May 2015 23:11

Wrong holes...

fpants2010 18

Monday 18 May 2015 23:12

Last night my boyfriend got up to get a popsicle in the middle of sex. Food > sex.

silentsuffer 16

Monday 18 May 2015 23:14

Relationship goals :P at least he's wanting to get you donuts...just hopefully it's afterwards ;)

LoverWordsFood 27

Monday 18 May 2015 23:14

I hope you said yes. Donuts and sex, hell yes. Just add pizza and a movie and you have an even better night. I would ******* love that.

abbey1822 12

Monday 18 May 2015 23:16

Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts?

ksks1234 33

Tuesday 19 May 2015 5:10

They are from Oklahoma, Daylight donuts all the way!

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