Scared for life

By Mary - 16/02/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, like most days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice, but this time he brought this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family "brave" enough to go fetch our cat's gifts. It took until lifting it up to realize the snake wasn't dead. FML
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lynsieloowho 0

animals do that because they like you. kind of like a " look what I did mommy" sort of thing

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Raegron 4

You save the snake's life! My hero! :p

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whelping 0

oh wow . wow u guys are up tight dumbass who are so concerned about people's punctuation .. u both fail at life ****** gingers

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Telionis 0

Wait, your cat found a live snake outside its hibernaculum in the middle of winter in Delaware?

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babybubz 0

LOL and your picture is a cartoon.. that was a lame insult ..fail 

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MadaZer0 8

That wasn't nice Baby TT.TT Cartoon < Anime

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Scourge87 0

Well, I guess the snake was not poisonous, since you are not telling us how you had to go to the hospital or how your poor kitty died, so it was just a little scare. You've probably been laughing about it for a while now, so not much of an FML. Cats do bring the darnest things in though, I can still remember when my siamese wasn't as fat and lazy and she one day brought a small hawk with a damaged wing, still alive the lucky bugger, doubly lucky because I noticed in time to stop my killer kitty.

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PuPeT_KaI 0

I'm guessing it may have been frightened and bit you, but I've been bitten by animals to much to give a shit, sorry. My advice for you is to scold the cat if it brings big stuff that you don't want in your doorstep... And make sure to stab it before you pick it up. <3 ;3

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null_fml 11

Not to nitpick on your joke or anything, but #47 CLEARLY meant stab the doorstep. Before picking it up.

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null_fml 11

Just returning the favour, pendatic. :)

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riplox 0

that's why cats are supposed to have bells on their collars so that birds and mice are warned!!! although i do understand snakes hear through vibrations in the ground YDI for no cat collar and bell

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blairbearforever 6

Maybe the cat has something against you and was secretly attempting homicide o.o just saying

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Rashkavar 0

It's somewhat debatable whether a non-human murdering a human would be considered homicide. As the genus for our species is "****" (meaning same...way to point out the obvious, taxonomists), the term homicide works. Alternately, as "****," the root prefix of "homicide" means "same," it's clearly not homicide, as the non-human is killing a different species. Under this logic, it would be hetericide, using the prefix "hetero," meaning "other." *trips auto-censor for homophobia?*

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hackymeal 0

babybubz reply to jocks comment made me ROFL

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