Health: Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign....

By Harejordan - 04/02/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:18

She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.

DrDoog 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:54

why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.

Comments

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:18

She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.

sabrinatyler 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 2:27

bahahha!

babe7260 30

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:45

Love it!!!

allyiscute1 22

Wednesday 11 March 2015 4:29

That's deep

Imdead 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:25

I hope you tried to administer CPR. It wasn't too late if she was only there for a minute. Or if you don't know CPR, I hope you at least called for help.

svsockerguy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:31

you are ridiculous good sir!

circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:20

That's what you get for being so inconsiderate

BigMacBoi 3

Monday 15 August 2011 0:48

What an ironic comment..

Guest_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:19

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Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:17

I'd have driven around after 10 seconds.

DrDoog 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:54

why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.

Count_Coolness 26

Friday 17 October 2014 1:28

Aye, but to get out and yell is to assume the person is sitting about for kicks. Jumping to conclusions and over aggression is why people vote they deserved it.

Kameron Kriese 11

Tuesday 2 October 2018 3:57

Ah yes, but we all have road rage. Something that is quick to rear it's stupid little head when things piss you off while driving. I can see why he was yelling, but I feel bad for the elderly woman who may/may not have passed.

TheEpicScrewup 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 22:42

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious :) Sucks for the old person and you, but still great.

icy_snake_91 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:39

Haha thats kinda funny.. but kinda not.. I mean people get frustrated if the person isn't attention to stop signs.. you did what alot of people would normally do.. Wasn't your fault she was dead.. not like you caused it.. or didn't even know she died until you got there..